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Lindsay Lohan Sued By Delusional Ex-Marine Who Claims She’s a Prostitute

We could’ve also titled this post ‘Lindsay Lohan Wakes Up, Has Typical Day’

Insanity doesn’t take a break in the world of Lindsay. Right as she was getting a thumbs up from the judge at her probation hearing, Lohan was being served with a lawsuit from a delusional man who claims the actress is a prostitute.

TMZ obtained a copy of the lawsuit filed by Thomas A. Green, calling it “12 pages of incomplete, incoherent gibberish.”

According to TMZ, Green alleges that Lohan communicated with him via Facebook and made him believe she would help him with a dot-com business he wanted to start.

It sounds relatively normal, but it quickly takes a sharp turn toward crazytown. Green says he feels he was duped by Lindsay, and when he kept asking her about her promise, he uncovered a conspiracy about the killing of Osama Bin Laden.

The suit reads: "[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency."

If you can translate crazy (and I can) this basically reads that Thomas told Lindsay if she Tweets with the hash tag #BinLadenConspiracy, he'd get her the role in that Gotti movie.

He also randomly adds “[Lohan] might be a high end prostiute.”

Okay, if this suit contained anything resembling “my mom makes 25k a year working from home,” I would say it’s starting to sound like our comments section.

Green says he’s a former U.S. Marine who spent time in a homeless shelter due to “depreciated stage of delusion and hallucinations.”

Long story short, he’s suing Lindsay for $300,000, citing unfair business practices.