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Saturday, October 3rd Alabama (-17.5) at Kentucky 12:21pm ET ESPN Regional LSU at Georgia(-2.5) 3:30pm ET CBS Ole Miss(-10) at Vanderbilt 7:00pm ET ESPNU South Carolina St. at South Carolina (No Line) 7:00pm ET ESPN Classic Texas A&M vs Arkansas(-1) 7:30pm ET ESPN2 Georgia Tech (-4.5) at Mississippi State 7:30pm ET CSS Auburn at Tennessee(-2) 7:45pm ET ESPN

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Although we were unable to change the music or edit out the dudes from this beer bong video, the hot SEC pooners were representing on the massive ten man beer bongs.

Ever since finishing off their undefeated regular season by feasting on cupcake opponents and somehow earning a BCS Sugar Bowl trip, life has not been to good for the Hawaii Warriors' football program. Colt Brennan lost his Heisman bid to Tim Tebow and the Warriors were completely destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs in the Louisiana Superdome. Head Coach June Jones then bolted for SMU and Hawaii opened up their 2008 season last Saturday with the Florida Gators crushing them, 56-10. Because much of their misfortune is due to the SEC's college football domination, Poon of the SEC would like to send some Gator pooner condolences towards the Aloha state. We even will toss in some cheer poon to lift the spirits. Note: Poon of the SEC apologizes for the delay status in our regular postings but do not worry because we have big plans for the 2008 college football season. We are working on revamping the site, adding some pimp SEC Poon merchandise to sell and have tentative plans to be...

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We take pride in Poon of the SEC's objectivity and the ability to stay out of the passionate rivalries between SEC schools. We take some playful jabs here and there but consumers of our little community know our sole motivation for continuing this blog is one thing only: HOT SEC POON. The rationale behind this little reminder is to make sure all SEC fans know that we are not in the tank for Alabama. It is difficult not to appear to favor the Crimson Tide after staring at this hot Roll Tide busty pooner and revealing the best 2008 college football schedule idea ever . Bama fans everywhere have found their new computer wallpaper and screen savers. Yes, you are welcome but thanks should go to the hot Bama pooner. We would love to see this idea catch fire and if other SEC fans can produce similar 2008 football schedule poon creations for their individual schools, send them over to us and we will do our part. hotsecpoon@gmail.com UPDATE: For those interested in the completion of our po...

Hot SEC Poon is everywhere and might even be serving you wings at your next trip to Hooters. Go Big Orange.

During our last search for FSU poon we came across several Florida State videos that we feel obligated to display. We normally would stray away from posting about ACC poon on our site but since there is a direct correlation to the FSU offensive sucking since former Offensive Coordinator Mark Richt left Tallahassee to take over UGA, we decided it was the least we could do here at Poon of the SEC. Our Favorite Video. We could not resist the FSU Cowgirls. Sorry for our hiatus but the crew here at Poon of the SEC took some time off. Rest assured, the break was only temporary and hot SEC poon will never die.

(More Pictures of 770am's number one fan, Desiree Starr) It was brought to our attention that Poon of the SEC has entered into the audio waves of Radioland. A sports afternoon radio show out of Southwest Flordia called Miller and Moulton has mentioned our site several times on air. Their show is located on ESPN 770 AM radio dial and can be listened to live online. We are deeply honored and humbled to be recognized in another medium. This demonstrates that the beauty of SEC poon is not just limited to the series of tubes. Mad props to our readers and poon hunters who keep fueling our site. Also, major kudos to the poon for their outward love of SEC football and more essential, their continued sizzling hot poonness. We would like scratch the backs of Miller and Moulton for their kind offerings. We can reward them and their geographic listeners in our usual Poon of the SEC fashion. Displaying Hot Gator Poon.

Most young boys as sports fans dream about playing high school, college and/or professional football. Some even aspire to grace the pages of Sports Illustrated. Young girl cheerleaders have similar aspirations in making their high school or college cheer squads. Some want to be professional cheerleaders and possibly model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Hot War Eagle Pooner, Jessica Trainham, accomplished those goals while still in school at Auburn. Jessica skipped college cheer leading and went straight to the pros. She just finished her third season as an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader and was featured in this month's SI Swimsuit Issue. Take a Gander. We typically stray away from showing cheer poon on our site but we made an exception due to Jessica's impressive accomplishment. Check out video of her SI shoot. Every young or current SEC pooner can look to Jessica as inspiration. Hell, she made us want to yell, "Go Falcons!" or more appropriately, "WAR ...

Awhile back we promised a pooner recap of all the bowl games involving SEC teams. We kick off this ongoing feature with the 2007 Liberty Bowl. Mississippi State toppled Central Florida in a low scoring battle, 10-3. UCF seems to have more scoring ability in the poon department. We apologize for the Miss State Cheer Poon but we are all tapped out of regular Bulldawg poon. Please help: hotsecpoon@gmail.com.

Mondays SUCK but a quick shot of hot gator poon provides instant relief. We needed that, MUCH better, carry on. Find more picture of this hot gator pooner here.

Congratulations Eli Manning and the New York Giants. This site knows how to pick winners, SEC Poon Style.

Our last NFL pooner playoff preview was warmly received and we thought we would try another Poon of the SEC stab at the Super Bowl. Even though the Patriots are well represented with SEC players, we are leaning towards supporting the Giants because of Ex Ole Miss QB, Eli Manning. Dreamboat Pats QB Tom Brady might have an actress baby mamma and an anorexic super model girl friend but Eli is engaged to hot a Rebel alumni pooner, Abby McGrew. On this basis alone, Poon of the SEC likes the Giants to shock the world on Sunday. Hotty Toddy. No wonder Eli proposed and takes her antiquing, SMOKING! Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty! "GO GMen, CRUSH THE PATS!"

Alabama filled their offense cordinator opening by hiring a coach from Fresno State. We were mildly upset with the decision as we had some of our own new imaginary ideas for the person to run the Tide offense. We scouted a few new pooners who should have received a closer look. John Parker Wilson would let er rip if he was able to come off the sidelines to this hot tide pooner. These smoking pooners are a package deal, committed to a ball control offense. Shotgun formation and 4 wides are the preference of these sizzling roll tide pooners. This pooner is a favorite of the Bama head coach, for obvious hat reasons. Her offense style is whatever it takes to score.

We can not think of a more famous picture circulating the Internet over the past year than this one of Tebow smiling with a hot Gator pooner. Rumors of the buxom pooner's identity ran rampant, ranging from her being Tebow's girl friend, sister, or model Lucy Pinder. The mystery has been solved , well sort of. It turns out she is just one of several thousands hot pooners roaming the Gainsville swamp. We could have told you that a long time ago.

Here at Poon of the SEC we try to stay away from the internal rivalries of SEC schools. Our narrow focus is hot sec poon and every school has been featured repeatedly. Well, not everyone. Where you at Vandy? Nashville is full of Commodore poon but for some reason we are unable to track any down. Anyway, we enjoy taking light hearted jabs at individual schools players. The latest news of UF coach Urban Meyer possibly lining up a player's girlfriend with a spot on the UF gymnastic team as a recruiting tactic made us reevaluate our non bias policy. We want to put our Dr. Phil hat on and offer Urban some recruiting tips. Hey Urban, Obviously, you are not a reader of our site because if you were, just a label link of any Florida Gator poon on the right hand of our home page would help solidify more quality UF recruits than any woman's gymnastic coach. Gainesville is a deep swamp of hot Gator poon and this type of body shot picture is the only negotiation tool you will need to seal...

Recently it was announced that UK football head coach Rich Brooks' contract will be extended and offensive coordinator Joker Phillips has been named Brooks' eventual successor. Phillips was instrumental in developing QB Andre Woodson and reviving the Wildcat offensive in 2007. We just love the name Joker and it gives us an easy segue into showing some fine Wildcat poon. Zipper Anyone?

We have no idea what these Rebel pooners and talking about, nor is it really important. Our eyes were focused elsewhere. Coach O sure is going to miss the "scenery" down in Oxford and maybe new head coach Houston Nutt can text him a picture message as part of his healing process.

We wanted to change things up with this post. Here at Poon of the SEC, we love hot poon and football. The only football remaining is the NFL playoffs and thus, we have decided to preview the NFL championship games. Hot College Pooner Stylee. San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots, 3pm EST, CBS Our favorite Boston College Beauty is rooting for the Pats. (thanks to Bar Stool Sports for the Photo) These San Diego State Aztec pooners represent the Lightning Bolts. New York Giants at Green Bay Packers, 630pm EST, FOX This Scarlet Knights pooner screams "GO BIG BLUE!" The words "GO PACK GO," illuminate from this Wisconsin Badger pooner. Please do no fret poon lovers as we will soon be returning to our regular scheduled SEC poon programming.