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College Football and the SEC Poon are Back! Bikini Style

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Summer is winding down and the first college football weekend is upon us. It has been a long layoff for us here at Poon of the SEC but we are still kicking and will be providing our loyal readers with the best SEC Poon we can dig up this college football season. These Gator Girls Welcome You Back, SEC Bikini Poon Style. Mad Props to Rodney Rogers of Uber Promotions for the awesome pictures.

Stripper Pole Poon

This Gator pooner was so excited about UF's BCS title victory that she went straight to a stripper pole for a national title celebratory performance. HT: Videogum

BCS Championship Poon

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Congratulations to the University of Florida football team for their BCS title victory over Oklahoma and we proudly honor the national title championship with some hot Gator poon.

SEC Championship Poon

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Congrats to the Florida Gators for winning the SEC title game and we dedicate this whole post to Gator Championship Poon.

Email Bomb of Gator Poon

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A reader sees the UK poon and raises with some hot Gator pooners.

Hump Day Poon

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Do not tell them that Timmy does not drink but I do not think these Gator pooners care one bit. The scenery in Athens surely is lovely on a Game Day Saturday. Big Blue UK pooners could be our caddies any day. The new UT coach could use this hot Vol pooner picture as a useful recruiting tool.

Hot SEC Beer Bong Poon

These videos inspire us to soon make Poon of the SEC a traveling event to college Saturday SEC gamedays. Ole Miss/UF UF/LSU

Poon of the SEC's Radio Debut

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Poon of the SEC will be making our radio debut on Wednesday morning around 9:15am. We will be guests on an Atlanta radio station, Project 9-6-1 (96.1FM), called the "The Giant Show" to discuss government bailouts of financial institutions and Sarah Palin's fibbing problems. Yeah right!! We will be talking about what else? Hot SEC Poon. It should be a fun experience and we are looking forward to dishing some behind the scenes dirt on the site's creation and tell some funny stories about pooners. Click on the listen Live. Poon of the SEC absolutely loves "The Giant Show's" contest. Here are the details: The Giant Show is looking for Atlanta's Hottest Georgia (or Florida) Fan! Are you a hot chick who loves them Dawgs or Gators? Or maybe you have a hot wife or girlfriend who sports that red and black just as much as you do! If so...The Giant Show wants to hear from you! (LISTEN to find out why the Gators got added). The winner will get $1,000.00 ...

SEC Pooner Condolences to Hawaii

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Ever since finishing off their undefeated regular season by feasting on cupcake opponents and somehow earning a BCS Sugar Bowl trip, life has not been to good for the Hawaii Warriors' football program. Colt Brennan lost his Heisman bid to Tim Tebow and the Warriors were completely destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs in the Louisiana Superdome. Head Coach June Jones then bolted for SMU and Hawaii opened up their 2008 season last Saturday with the Florida Gators crushing them, 56-10. Because much of their misfortune is due to the SEC's college football domination, Poon of the SEC would like to send some Gator pooner condolences towards the Aloha state. We even will toss in some cheer poon to lift the spirits. Note: Poon of the SEC apologizes for the delay status in our regular postings but do not worry because we have big plans for the 2008 college football season. We are working on revamping the site, adding some pimp SEC Poon merchandise to sell and have tentative plans to be...

We are BAAACK! Did You Miss Us?

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Poon of the SEC has finally risen from a deep, deep sleep. We are well rested and ready for poon duty. Our holiday hiatus was only temporary and very soon, we will be recapping every SEC bowl game in our typical pooner fashion. Also, we plan on keeping this site going year round because Hot SEC poon is the glorious fountain of youth. Our poon hunters/ninjas help provide the unlimited water supply of beautiful SEC women and we just man the daily pressure levels. It is tough job but it must be done. Trust us, Hot SEC Poon in 08 is going to be Fn Great.

Congrats Tebow

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We are sure everyone is tired of our continuous Heisman related posts and we promise that this is the last one. (FYI, we have an amazing ongoing bowl special planned.) We had to offer a Poon of the SEC congratulations to Tim Tebow for winning the 2007 Heisman. The best case scenario is that our site contributed in some fashion to Tebow's historic achievement and worst case is that people just enjoyed our Gator poon . We need to visit this type of casino where EVERYONE wins! While listening to Tim's acceptance speech, we agreed with one of his (our) repetitive statements. “We love looking at Gator poon , and we love Gator Nation poon .” Tim hugged everyone on stage he could get his hands on and here are 4 more hot sec pooners who might be happy with a Tebow celebratory embrace.