Hot Girls Bikini

I really hate myself for doing this, but here’s   Heidi Montag   and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean. When are these two going to leave us alone? Nobody gives a crap about what they’re up to, just live out your lives in Costa Rica or wherever the hell they are now and be done with it. Just to be clear, the only reason I’m posting pictures of these morons is because we can see up Heidi’s dress….. That’s it. Oh and I like her big boobies.

I’m annoyed with myself for posting so many pictures of  Heidi Montag  this week, especially the ones that include her retarded husband, but I love her  big new boobs  so I can’t help myself. They’re like crack to me, I can’t get enough of them. Here they are stuffed nicely into a little tank top while she takes them on a day trip to the zoo. Can you believe she was thinking about having these things removed? We almost had to call in the authorities to lock her up in an insane asylum.        

We all know that everything about  Heidi Montag  is fake, fake hair, fake marriage, fake divorce, fake sextape and amazing fake boobs. So it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m guessing these pictures of her in the ocean struggling to keep her bikini top on are also fake. Luckily, when a chick with massive fake boobs like Heidi pretends that her bikini top is falling off in the surf…. It’s pretty damn hot. I’ve never been this jealous of an ocean before.            

Busty Heidi Montag Promo Pics

Here’s  Heidi Montag ’s promo pic for the upcoming season of the ‘The Hills”. And speaking of “hills” Heidi’s look awesome. The more plastic this chick gets the more I like her. I’d even suggest that her boobs go bigger. Yes, in Heidi’s case bigger is definitely better! Anyway, looking at those mounds I feel myself getting giddy like a schoolboy and I begin having a hard time typing with just one hand. Too much info?