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Tebow for Heisman

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We could make a crack about Tebow being home schooled in High School or poke fun at his phone TD celebration at LSU. We did that earlier this season. This post is about promoting Tebow's historic opportunity to become the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman trophy award. Also, it gives us an excuse to show some more hot Gator poon. MMMMMMM, Gator Poon. For more Heisman Tebow hype, check out a Soulja Boy video at More Credible. Thanks to CNNSI, Construda, and our number one Poon hunter, Jimmy, for the great pictures.

Heisman Poon Preview

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The four Heisman trophy finalists have been announced: UF-QB Tim Tebow Ark-RB Darren McFadden Mizzou-QB Chase Daniels Hawaii-QB Colt Brennan. Both the “chosen one” and “humanity advanced” have a good shot of picking up the illustrious award. We plan on arguing each of their cases over the next few days by providing stats of the past season. We have been pouring over game tapes over the past 48 hours in preparation. Did you laugh? We sure did, out loud. Poon of the SEC cares less about either of DMac’s big game against LSU rationale or Tebow’s 20/20 TD argument. Our purpose is POON, in particular, HOT SEC POON. We will give each candidate his just due by displaying hot razorback and gator poon in upcoming posts. We hope this provides last minute persuasion upon voters to bring the trophy to a SEC team. First, we would like to introduce each candidate to our loyal readers. Poon of the SEC style. We know this Tebow picture is as outdated as the "sophmore can not win the Heisman...