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Big Orange Poon Me Up

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The new head coaching tenure of Lane Kiffin suffered its first set back in Tennessee’s deflating home loss to UCLA. The Volunteers struggled mightily on offense and maligned QB Jonathan Compton is feeling heat for his sub par play. Kiffin is sticking with Crompton at QB and the Vols have little time for self-pity as they enter the swamp against Number 1 ranked Florida Gators on Saturday. Kiffin, Crompton, and Vols Nations could use Poon of the Sec’s assistance and our remedy is a full serving of Big Orange Vol Poon.

Poon of the SEC's Trick or Treats

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Trick or Treats HT: College Football Babes HT2: Gamecock Anthem

Vol Pooner Bleeds Orange

Bruce Pearl needs to be dropping text messages to this hot Vol pooner. Oh, consider our bone chilled!

Super Bowl MVPs

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We noticed the last 3 Super Bowl MVPs played their college ball in the SEC. (Hines Ward, UGA, Peyton Manning, TEN, Eli Manning, Ole Miss) No reason to elaborate any further and we hope this streak continues.

Poon Barista

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We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista. According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks. To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc. Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us. This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam. 4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners. Pig Sooey pooner might get her ton...