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Pig Sooie Soroity Poon

We apologize for the lack of skin and tube tops but Pig Sooie needed some representation.

Poon Wanted Ad

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We miscalculated our pooner inventory and we are in desperate need of more poon ammo to arm us in some great ideas that we have coming up. Poon of the SEC takes tremendous pride that our site only displays high quality poon and we do not want to dip our standards. With the hotness of SEC pooners, it does not take long to reload up. Here are the schools with the highest pooner priority. Bama UGA Tennessee Auburn Kentucky Please feel free to send all hot poon shots of any other school as well. We know the college football off season is long and we are trying our best to provide everyone with some SEC fix to help them through it. Email pix to hotsecpoon@gmail.com Thanks to everyone. Happy Hunting. Poon of the SEC

More Poon Smooches

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Everyone loves it when hot sec poon breaks out their lovely tongues on another. No more words are needed on this post.

Nostradamus of Poon

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On Tuesday we requested the Arkansas Razorbacks to hire a new head football coach so we could use it to unload some more Pig Sooie poon. Little did we know that Razorback officials were readers of our little site and made the wish come true by hiring Bobby Petrino later in the day. Maybe that is a stretch, however, we waited to make sure Petrino did not pull a Dana Altman today and was not scared off after yelling "Pig Sooie." Petrino is staying in Fayetville and he should be happy with the following sizzling Pig Sooie poon. Trust us, the hot poon ALWAYS helps with recruiting and it sure is easier on the eyes than female NFL fans. We located another big winner of the Petrino hire and it is QB Casey Dick. Dick should welcome the QB friendly Petrino offense and even if it sucks like the 07 Falcons, Dick still gets to chill in his down time with this hot Razorback pooner.

Ode to DMac

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Sorry, we lied about our Heisman coverage ending. RB Darren McFadden earned runner up in the Heisman race for the second straight season. Do not shed too many tears for DMac because he will be a top pick if he declares for next April's draft. Nevertheless, we still wanted to offer condolences to "Humanity Advanced" by showing some Pig Sooie poon. Also, we have a HUGE pot of Razorback poon that needed a reason to be released. This is just the tip of the "poonberg" so would Arkansas hurry up and hire a football coach so we can unveil more of this sizzling hot Pig Sooie poon. Do it for your fans but more importantly, do it for us, Poon of the SEC and our readers. We are selfish like that because in our world, Hot SEC Poon trumps everything.

McFadden for Heisman

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Hogs star RB Darren McFadden stellar play was expected this season and we earlier featured a funny picture of him . Here at Poon of the SEC we have been more pleasantly surprised at the high quality of Pig Sooie Poon. We wish good luck to McFadden at tonight's award show and we are sure these hot Pig Sooie pooners endorse our sentiments. WOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOIIIIEEEE! (Thanks to Hogs Uncensored for the pictures)

Heisman Poon Preview

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The four Heisman trophy finalists have been announced: UF-QB Tim Tebow Ark-RB Darren McFadden Mizzou-QB Chase Daniels Hawaii-QB Colt Brennan. Both the “chosen one” and “humanity advanced” have a good shot of picking up the illustrious award. We plan on arguing each of their cases over the next few days by providing stats of the past season. We have been pouring over game tapes over the past 48 hours in preparation. Did you laugh? We sure did, out loud. Poon of the SEC cares less about either of DMac’s big game against LSU rationale or Tebow’s 20/20 TD argument. Our purpose is POON, in particular, HOT SEC POON. We will give each candidate his just due by displaying hot razorback and gator poon in upcoming posts. We hope this provides last minute persuasion upon voters to bring the trophy to a SEC team. First, we would like to introduce each candidate to our loyal readers. Poon of the SEC style. We know this Tebow picture is as outdated as the "sophmore can not win the Heisman...

Pig Sooie/Cajun Poon

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LSU/Arkansas play each other for "the Golden Boot." Fans from both schools hate each other immensely and in our minds, this good enough for a rivalry. (Thanks to poon hunter Matt for the correction!) We thought about divulging into the details of this triple OT thriller as DMac ran wild and LSU continued their unbelievable hot streak of 4th down success. Now Ex-head coach Houston Nutt barely had enough time to celebrate the Hogs upset victory because he already had his bags packed for Oxford. We can not wait to find out what cell plan the Rebels will provide Nutt. Miles might be needing an UHaul soon himself. We have rambled long enough and poon time is way overdue.

WOOOOO, Pig Sooie Poon!

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In order to truly honor Arkansas's impressive 541 yard ground attack on Saturday, we bring you more of Pig Sooie Poon. WOOOOOOOOOO, GIDDY UP! We immediately fell in love with these Razorback pooners and their hot Tshirts with embroidered glitter. Following the lead of tech savvy cell phone user Coach Nutt, we would max out our monthly message amount texting these hot pooners. WOOO, PIG Sooie POON! The Razorbacks might have the best 1, 2 punch in their back field and from the looks of it, these 2 sexy pooners bring their own powerful combination punch. These 2 could challenge for Poon of the SEC Hall of Fame status. BANG, BANG, POW, POW! These 2 hot Razorback pooners are turning the tables on Poon of the SEC, from the hunted to the hunters. Please consider us a willing target. We can not get enough of these 2 sizzling Pig Sooie pooners. Poon of the SEC received confirmation that Arkansas QB Casey Dick spends his off the field time canoodling with the smoking hot blonde pooner on ...

“Woooooo Pig! Sooie!

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Arkansas raised up and brought some very fine Razorback Poon to the table. Enjoy the debut of Pig Sooey Poon . Why is Nutt not text messaging this hot pooner ? Finger Looking Good! This pretty pooner has her Hesiman ballot cast already this season. Pooners with dudes are usually cropped out or discarded right away here on Poon of the SEC. This picture is an exception and I have no idea what "Run DMC " is pimping here in this get up but very SOLID. We hope these pooners were able to get a ride in D-Mac's crunk crown victoria later on. Who are we kidding? Hell YES they did for he is Poonmanity Advanced.