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Hot Coach Wifey Poon

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When the Vols hired Lane Kiffin last winter, we immediately dialed in our attention to his stunning wife Layla at his side. Later, we were blown away to find out that she was actually 8 months preggers at the press conference. Well, the bun is safely out of the oven and Layla is showing off her full fabulous figure at Tennessee tailgates. Hot Coach Wifey Poon is Out Orange Standing. Original Coach Wife Poon Post 3rd Saturday in Blogtober: Holy shnikeys: Layla!

Coach Wife Poon?

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We apologize for our long absence but the holiday break was much needed and the SEC Poon Puppet Masters are refreshed for your pooner delight. Much has went down in the SEC college football world recently and it gives us more excuses to display some Hot SEC poon. The biggest coaching news ( Sorry, Sad but now Happy Dawg ) was Tennessee hiring Lane Kiffin to replace Phillip Fulmer . Immediately, we were informed of Lane's beautiful wife, Layla, and she created the first quandary in Poon of the SEC's glorious brief history. At 32, Layla is too old to be the classic definition of a pooner but she has not reached full on Cougar status either. (FYI: A Cougar Poon Post in the works) We could roll with a pooner version of a MILF (PILF?) but the site's policy is always to keep potential sexual derogatory comments to a minimum. Sounds lame but it is our way of giving some class and respect back to the smoking hot SEC pooners. The SEC would not have best Gameday eye candy scenery ...

Happy Hump Day

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Sorry for our lack of posts lately but rest assured SEC poon lovers, we are hard at work researching for our SEC Poon bowl feature. The Music City Bowl between Kentucky and Florida State is on tap next. We are trying to avoid posting pictures of Ashley Judd or repeats so this endeavor is taking longer than expected. FSU is a tough match up for the Big Blue Wildcats because there is some fine ass poon in Tallahassee as you soon will find out.