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Fallout continues over the South Carolina/Clemson game after a controversial billboard was recently edited. You can read all about the "Chicken Curse" incident here. We feel obligated to stick up for the Gamecocks and talk some trash about Clemson's tacky sportsmanship. It was obviously a classless move by a few Tiger fans but we feel torn. Have you seen some of the Clemson poon? Smoking! Clemson and Arizona Stripper U are 2 of our favorite non-SEC poon factories. In order to initiate the healing process between the two schools, we are extending our Poon Branch as a peace offering. Sorry, that would be Poon Branches , plural. First, let us make sure that the 2 dance/cheer teams are getting along. This looks much better. Now it is time for the Hot Poon to be all Smiles! :) Much, Much Better

We often get requests from our readers for a quick shot of poon to help them kick start their day. I would like to present our first ever Happy Hour poon offering to assist everyone in powering through the rest of this Thursday afternoon. Two 2 for 1 specials are on us.

We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista. According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks. To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc. Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us. This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam. 4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners. Pig Sooey pooner might get her ton...