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America's Lucy Pinder

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By now, every male has seen the infamous Tim Tebow girlfriend bazooka picture above and it turned out not to be his girlfriend or the world famous UK model Lucy Pinder. Those facts are back ground as the girl pictured is Erin Drewes, a smoking hot Gator pooner that is in graduate school and decided to become a model. Of course, it is fitting that Playboy would body spray Tim Tebow for her shoot. Go to Playboy for an interview with Erin Dewes about the whole ordeal. Picture Credit: John Neyrot via Playboy.

Gator Pooner Pudding

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The NY Times ran an article last week focusing on the downsides of being a famous college football athlete. It detailed specific incidents that Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford, and Colt McCoy have faced with overzealous fans. This story by Tebow piqued our interest. While shopping recently at RadioShack, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow was approached by a woman with a seemingly innocuous request to take a picture with him. But an instant before her mother snapped the photo with a cellphone camera, the woman tried to take off her shirt. “It’s happened four or five times,” Tebow said with a sigh. “Most of the time I just dive out of the picture. Some people can just be crazy." Tebow is a better man than we will ever be because we could never resist the lure of hot Gator poon. Do not take our word for it because the proof is in the Gator pooner pudding. College Stars Run for Cover From Fans’ Cameras Some pictures are courtesy of Gator Tailgating

Gator Pooner Mystery Solved

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We can not think of a more famous picture circulating the Internet over the past year than this one of Tebow smiling with a hot Gator pooner. Rumors of the buxom pooner's identity ran rampant, ranging from her being Tebow's girl friend, sister, or model Lucy Pinder. The mystery has been solved , well sort of. It turns out she is just one of several thousands hot pooners roaming the Gainsville swamp. We could have told you that a long time ago.

Congrats Tebow

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We are sure everyone is tired of our continuous Heisman related posts and we promise that this is the last one. (FYI, we have an amazing ongoing bowl special planned.) We had to offer a Poon of the SEC congratulations to Tim Tebow for winning the 2007 Heisman. The best case scenario is that our site contributed in some fashion to Tebow's historic achievement and worst case is that people just enjoyed our Gator poon . We need to visit this type of casino where EVERYONE wins! While listening to Tim's acceptance speech, we agreed with one of his (our) repetitive statements. “We love looking at Gator poon , and we love Gator Nation poon .” Tim hugged everyone on stage he could get his hands on and here are 4 more hot sec pooners who might be happy with a Tebow celebratory embrace.

Tebow for Heisman

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We could make a crack about Tebow being home schooled in High School or poke fun at his phone TD celebration at LSU. We did that earlier this season. This post is about promoting Tebow's historic opportunity to become the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman trophy award. Also, it gives us an excuse to show some more hot Gator poon. MMMMMMM, Gator Poon. For more Heisman Tebow hype, check out a Soulja Boy video at More Credible. Thanks to CNNSI, Construda, and our number one Poon hunter, Jimmy, for the great pictures.

"Hey Tebow, "Who's in Your Fave 5?"

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With fans jamming up Tebow's phone a few weeks ago and forcing him to get a new number, Poon of the SEC decided to investigate who might be on the Gator's Sophomore QB's fave 5. Warning, the following results contain high amounts of Gator Poon. With hot a pooner like this in the stands and on Timmy's speed dial, we have no idea how he is able to concentrate at his home games. Being the FSU turned USF Cowgirl, Jenn Sterger does not make into Teabow's top 5. Her pooner friend does grace his speed dial and Tim has "chosen the right one." If there is anyone getting more love on the Gainesville campus than Tebow, it might be this Gator statue. This hot Gator pooner makes a repeat appearance on Poon of the SEC and she is a solid member(s) of Tebow's fave 5. After looking at the final member of Tebow's fave five list, the Poon of the SEC has a different outlook on home schooling. We would have gladly traded study halls in high school to end up dialing u...