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The best way to freshen up your day is to consume the aroma of some hot sec poon.

This Poon of the SEC Ninja deserves a special gold pooner star for scoring this great footage of hot UGA pooners tailgating before Bama beat down the Dawgs in Athens.

Our friends at The Giant Show have narrowed their search for the hottest Georgia Bulldog fan down to six contestants. Go check out the picture galleries of the hot UGA poon and vote. VOTE FOR ATLANTA'S HOTTEST GEORGIA FAN

Sometimes even a SEC pooner can have too much to drink as the following video painfully demonstrates. It is a toss up to which part that we enjoyed the most on this clip. It is either the behind the scenes footage of the Hot SEC Poon epicenter, a woman's bathroom at a SEC football game or the quote from the friend of the UGA pooner as she bites the dust. "Oh, My God, I love her, like seriously." We will leave it up to our readers.

Poon of the SEC has finally risen from a deep, deep sleep. We are well rested and ready for poon duty. Our holiday hiatus was only temporary and very soon, we will be recapping every SEC bowl game in our typical pooner fashion. Also, we plan on keeping this site going year round because Hot SEC poon is the glorious fountain of youth. Our poon hunters/ninjas help provide the unlimited water supply of beautiful SEC women and we just man the daily pressure levels. It is tough job but it must be done. Trust us, Hot SEC Poon in 08 is going to be Fn Great.

Did the title of this post throw you off? Locating Gtech poon is as difficult as finding hot Vanderbilt Coeds sporting Commodore gear, translation: it is impossible. We gave up searching for GTech poon and just have some UGA poon to offer. Maybe the Yellow Jackets new football coach can assist in improving their poon quality as it might help in recruiting.

When we first heard the news of a potential blackout in Athens last Saturday, we immediately thought of college students drinking whiskey all day and waking up on Sunday morning next to something strange. Soon we realized that all fans attending the UGA game at Sanford stadium were encouraged to WEAR all black. Hmmmmm, all black? Sounds pretty neat, does that mean what I think it means.....? Does anyone see where our one track mind is headed? Georgia Football+All Black+ AC/DC +Tailgating=Hot UGA Bulldog Poon in black cocktail dresses. Thanks to one of our tipsters for the above UGA Poon ninja shots.

In honor of the WLOCP, we are going to take stab at guessing the pooner's cocktail choice for tomorrow's big game. 4 spicy captain and cokes. 2 Bloodies, heavy on the pepper. 2 Screw Drivers, heavy on the vodka. Margarita, Extra Salt. Pour this hot pooner a stiff bourbon. Long Island Iced Tea will satisfy this hot UGA pooner. Shots of Wild Turkey will get these gator pooners chomping, Gobble, Gobble!

Here at the Poon of the SEC, we consider ourselves to be the voice of the people who love great SEC poon. Thus, we had a request for a poon preview of this weekend's match up between UGA/Fl. We graciously granted their poon solicitation with some unbelievable Gator/Bulldog poon backside shots to get fans amped for the game. The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party simultaneously possess a substantial amount of high quality SEC poon in one gathering. On Saturday, the Jacksonville Landing and Municipal Stadium will be a poon lover's paradise. Poon of the SEC has a formal request to our readers or their friends attending the outdoor "par tay" in Jville. Please send us your pictures of this illustrious poon event. We need to have its glorious memory live on in the greatest way possible: Displaying HOT SEC Poon. email us at: hotsecpoon@gmail.com

We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista. According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks. To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc. Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us. This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam. 4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners. Pig Sooey pooner might get her ton...

It appears that Matthew Stafford is not the only college student in Athens with possession of a cannon. This Bulldog poorer has two lovely bazookas. We have no idea if she is able to lift kegs like Matt.

Poon of the Sec would like to apologize to our loyal readers for the recent Poon blackout here. We promise better poon planning in the future and the good news is that we are stocked full of some great SEC poon for everyone. A Big THANKS to those who have been providing quality pictures and keep them coming! We plan on keeping this pooner SEC train a rollin ! This crazy weekend of college football upsets had fans all over the country singing the blues. We know Gator fan is down in the dumps and needs some cheering up. We assume that fans in Oxford, Starkville , and Tuscaloosa could use something to heal their wounds. We hope this poon sugar helps the medicine go down. Oh the medicine down- wown . The medicine go down Just a poonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In a most delightful way