Poon Barista
We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista.
According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks.
To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc.
Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us.
This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam.
4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners.
Pig Sooey pooner might get her tongue burnt so we suggest an Iced Caffe Mocha.
Oh Cock Poon. Can there be 2 better words that go better together than Cock and Poon? We recommend 4 Caramel Macchiatos because Carmel, Cock, and Poon work well too.
WOAH! Vol Camo poooner has our attention right away. We will supply her with a Double Shot Espresso Macchiato, which is gently marked with foam. She needs to keep up her pep but we are fine for now!
We keep getting Cajun poon and we can not get enough.Caffé Americano is our choice which is Espresso & hot water. No milk needed for these tiger pooners.
WOAH! Holy SHI%! That sure is a large crowd of thirsty UGA pooners! Looks like it is time to show off our poon barista skills and we can not serve anything warm to this group of sizzling hot Bulldog poon. 4 Iced White Chocolate Mochas and 5 Tazo® Iced Chai Lattes should cool them down.
Gator poon is the ultimate remedy for a long work day. We do not want these pooners to lose their amazing smiles so we will serve them 2 White Chocolate Mochas. Nothing says uber delicious than Espresso, white chocolate cocoa, steamed milk & whipped cream mixed with luscious gator poon.
We are clocking out, too much work/excitement/caffeine for one day. WHEW!
Poon of the SEC
According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks.
To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc.
Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us.
This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam.
4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners.
Pig Sooey pooner might get her tongue burnt so we suggest an Iced Caffe Mocha.
Oh Cock Poon. Can there be 2 better words that go better together than Cock and Poon? We recommend 4 Caramel Macchiatos because Carmel, Cock, and Poon work well too.
WOAH! Vol Camo poooner has our attention right away. We will supply her with a Double Shot Espresso Macchiato, which is gently marked with foam. She needs to keep up her pep but we are fine for now!
We keep getting Cajun poon and we can not get enough.Caffé Americano is our choice which is Espresso & hot water. No milk needed for these tiger pooners.
WOAH! Holy SHI%! That sure is a large crowd of thirsty UGA pooners! Looks like it is time to show off our poon barista skills and we can not serve anything warm to this group of sizzling hot Bulldog poon. 4 Iced White Chocolate Mochas and 5 Tazo® Iced Chai Lattes should cool them down.
Gator poon is the ultimate remedy for a long work day. We do not want these pooners to lose their amazing smiles so we will serve them 2 White Chocolate Mochas. Nothing says uber delicious than Espresso, white chocolate cocoa, steamed milk & whipped cream mixed with luscious gator poon.We are clocking out, too much work/excitement/caffeine for one day. WHEW!
Poon of the SEC
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