Cock Poon
Here at the Poon of the SEC, we thought the "Ole Ball Coach" went back to college and in particular, South Carolina, so he could play golf year round at area Myrtle Beach golf courses, revel in the opportunity to make more UT Citrus Bowl jokes and run up the score on inferior opponents.
Little did we know, Spurrier's motivation could be the presence of so much high quality poon in Columbia. Recruiting 18 year olds to get "coached up," is much easier when this type of Hot Cock Poon is running around.
We do not know what this means nor do we care. We DO know that we might need carton of smokes very soon.
Who needs the Bachleor Jesse Palmer to pump up the ball coach's coaching credentials on ESPN when you have this lovely pooner roaming the stands.
We have to apologize again to our readers but we love this picture for all the wrong reasons. Before you think we are dirt balls, check out her name tag.
This sizzling pooner is bringing home leftovers for our game day munchies. Awesome.
Alex, WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER! Smoking hot face and body, even when sober, check. Loves her SEC football team and sporting school colors, check. Big purse in the background, check. Great Clevage showing, Big CHECK!
Her glasses could be a little bigger and we do not know how uncomfortable her shoes are but once she yells, "GO COCKS," none of that matters.
CHECK MATE!
Little did we know, Spurrier's motivation could be the presence of so much high quality poon in Columbia. Recruiting 18 year olds to get "coached up," is much easier when this type of Hot Cock Poon is running around.
We do not know what this means nor do we care. We DO know that we might need carton of smokes very soon.
Who needs the Bachleor Jesse Palmer to pump up the ball coach's coaching credentials on ESPN when you have this lovely pooner roaming the stands.
We have to apologize again to our readers but we love this picture for all the wrong reasons. Before you think we are dirt balls, check out her name tag.
This sizzling pooner is bringing home leftovers for our game day munchies. Awesome.
Alex, WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER! Smoking hot face and body, even when sober, check. Loves her SEC football team and sporting school colors, check. Big purse in the background, check. Great Clevage showing, Big CHECK! Her glasses could be a little bigger and we do not know how uncomfortable her shoes are but once she yells, "GO COCKS," none of that matters.
CHECK MATE!
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