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Alabama filled their offense cordinator opening by hiring a coach from Fresno State. We were mildly upset with the decision as we had some of our own new imaginary ideas for the person to run the Tide offense. We scouted a few new pooners who should have received a closer look. John Parker Wilson would let er rip if he was able to come off the sidelines to this hot tide pooner. These smoking pooners are a package deal, committed to a ball control offense. Shotgun formation and 4 wides are the preference of these sizzling roll tide pooners. This pooner is a favorite of the Bama head coach, for obvious hat reasons. Her offense style is whatever it takes to score.

We can not think of a more famous picture circulating the Internet over the past year than this one of Tebow smiling with a hot Gator pooner. Rumors of the buxom pooner's identity ran rampant, ranging from her being Tebow's girl friend, sister, or model Lucy Pinder. The mystery has been solved , well sort of. It turns out she is just one of several thousands hot pooners roaming the Gainsville swamp. We could have told you that a long time ago.

Will Muschamp has left his position as Auburn's Defensive Coordinator for the same job at the University of Texas. The SEC will miss the animated coach and so will WAR Eagle poon.

Here at Poon of the SEC we try to stay away from the internal rivalries of SEC schools. Our narrow focus is hot sec poon and every school has been featured repeatedly. Well, not everyone. Where you at Vandy? Nashville is full of Commodore poon but for some reason we are unable to track any down. Anyway, we enjoy taking light hearted jabs at individual schools players. The latest news of UF coach Urban Meyer possibly lining up a player's girlfriend with a spot on the UF gymnastic team as a recruiting tactic made us reevaluate our non bias policy. We want to put our Dr. Phil hat on and offer Urban some recruiting tips. Hey Urban, Obviously, you are not a reader of our site because if you were, just a label link of any Florida Gator poon on the right hand of our home page would help solidify more quality UF recruits than any woman's gymnastic coach. Gainesville is a deep swamp of hot Gator poon and this type of body shot picture is the only negotiation tool you will need to seal...

Recently it was announced that UK football head coach Rich Brooks' contract will be extended and offensive coordinator Joker Phillips has been named Brooks' eventual successor. Phillips was instrumental in developing QB Andre Woodson and reviving the Wildcat offensive in 2007. We just love the name Joker and it gives us an easy segue into showing some fine Wildcat poon. Zipper Anyone?

We have no idea what these Rebel pooners and talking about, nor is it really important. Our eyes were focused elsewhere. Coach O sure is going to miss the "scenery" down in Oxford and maybe new head coach Houston Nutt can text him a picture message as part of his healing process.

We wanted to change things up with this post. Here at Poon of the SEC, we love hot poon and football. The only football remaining is the NFL playoffs and thus, we have decided to preview the NFL championship games. Hot College Pooner Stylee. San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots, 3pm EST, CBS Our favorite Boston College Beauty is rooting for the Pats. (thanks to Bar Stool Sports for the Photo) These San Diego State Aztec pooners represent the Lightning Bolts. New York Giants at Green Bay Packers, 630pm EST, FOX This Scarlet Knights pooner screams "GO BIG BLUE!" The words "GO PACK GO," illuminate from this Wisconsin Badger pooner. Please do no fret poon lovers as we will soon be returning to our regular scheduled SEC poon programming.

We felt awful about yesterday's video posting of a drunk UGA pooner and our crack Poon of the SEC staff had troubling sleeping last night. In order to make amends we have located some hot UGA bulldog poon to share with everyone. Sorry, we lied, again. We did not record the video nor put it on the internet so we do not feel bad at all. If Poon of the SEC had that kind of access with a video camera, there is no telling what kind of cinematic art we would have created. Our guess is less coverage of the sloshed pooner and more focus on the hot gator/bulldog pooners running rampant in the poon mecca. However, we were telling the truth about the UGA poon because showcasing poon is no joking matter.

Sometimes even a SEC pooner can have too much to drink as the following video painfully demonstrates. It is a toss up to which part that we enjoyed the most on this clip. It is either the behind the scenes footage of the Hot SEC Poon epicenter, a woman's bathroom at a SEC football game or the quote from the friend of the UGA pooner as she bites the dust. "Oh, My God, I love her, like seriously." We will leave it up to our readers.

The hot Cajun Poon of LSU is still celebrating their big championship victory over Ohio State. We almost dedicated this whole month to only displaying LSU Tiger poon and we have enough poon in the arsenal to barely pull it off but we want to be fair to the rest of the SEC poon lovers. Anyway, more sizzling Cajun poon to cure your case of the Mundays .

Poon of the SEC's narrow focus is delivering Hot SEC Poon. We were blessed with the the reins to this important ongoing endeavor because a SEC coach "allegedly" shut down the original SEC poon site. This coach is pretty much hated throughout SEC country and specifically by most LSU fans. Some Tiger followers even created Dbag tshirts to display their outspoken displeasure. Since we kept the site alive and continued to display hot Cajun poon, we would like to take some karma credit for the Tiger's national championship. In return for our key contributions, no BCS title schwag is necessary. Our only request is more hot poon pictures like the following. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Poon of the SEC has finally risen from a deep, deep sleep. We are well rested and ready for poon duty. Our holiday hiatus was only temporary and very soon, we will be recapping every SEC bowl game in our typical pooner fashion. Also, we plan on keeping this site going year round because Hot SEC poon is the glorious fountain of youth. Our poon hunters/ninjas help provide the unlimited water supply of beautiful SEC women and we just man the daily pressure levels. It is tough job but it must be done. Trust us, Hot SEC Poon in 08 is going to be Fn Great.