We apologize for our long absence but the holiday break was much needed and the SEC Poon Puppet Masters are refreshed for your pooner delight. Much has went down in the SEC college football world recently and it gives us more excuses to display some Hot SEC poon. The biggest coaching news ( Sorry, Sad but now Happy Dawg ) was Tennessee hiring Lane Kiffin to replace Phillip Fulmer . Immediately, we were informed of Lane's beautiful wife, Layla, and she created the first quandary in Poon of the SEC's glorious brief history. At 32, Layla is too old to be the classic definition of a pooner but she has not reached full on Cougar status either. (FYI: A Cougar Poon Post in the works) We could roll with a pooner version of a MILF (PILF?) but the site's policy is always to keep potential sexual derogatory comments to a minimum. Sounds lame but it is our way of giving some class and respect back to the smoking hot SEC pooners. The SEC would not have best Gameday eye candy scenery ...